Wednesday 17 June 2015

Thought for food


"The trouble with writing is we all do a little of it from time to time.And some of us start to think, delusionally,maybe with a little time, little peace, a little money in the bank, and you get that room of your own you think 'Well shit ! I might be a writer too !'
We Accept genius in sports as something we cannot do......
....because What you have to be before you try to be (say) an (olympic) pole-vaulter is a Pole Vaulter." - The Gambler (2015)

The above is from a little speech by the protagonist in the movie, playing an Assistant English professor, trying to impress upon his students the value of talent and practice in the writing profession, instead of trying to force themselves as mediocre writers on the world.

I like my food as I like my literature - prepared tastefully and lovingly. I know I am not alone but it seems like I belong to a generation being pushed out of fashion. There are still award winning books, movies etc that don't make millionaires out of the creative geniuses behind them.
Call me the textbook definition of snobbish or snooty or a 'wannabe intellectual' but I have my individual sense of taste and I therefore expect the subject of consumption to be a child of love rather than an outcome of  a bastardised copy paste recipe. Either of them, Food or Literature, needs to appeal to multiple senses of a sensible being. Both of them need to simultaneously stimulate the appetite as well as provide that sense of gratification in their respective receptacles of absorption.

I would prefer my reading material to bear from sources that are original, polished and maybe prosaic to please the poet in me. I would want to sink the teeth of my mental faculties into  words that tingle my wit-buds and zap those grey cells.
I would rather let my mind be drooling for lingering ribbons of a language that lend to my lexicon rather than condemn my brain to pick bones off the ever degrading teenager slang (Irrespective of how ever many of those make it to recognised dictionaries).
Grammar to me, is the gravy that adds salt, spice and texture of gravitas and grace, not just to the words that form but the feelings and thoughts that lead to those words on paper.

I like my content served subtle and sexy - not too hot with flames of exaggerated simplification, but just simmering enough to allow a sensuous affair to rage between the writer's words and the reader's thoughts. That doesn't mean I mind crunchy or even saucy stuff with crude jokes or obscenity thrown in for a flavour but then even absurdity deserves a flair to make it funny. You can't serve a Hyderabadi Biryani with a chocolate chutney and get away with it !


Most importantly - my kind of text comes with contextual richness worthy of my time and effort. My attention deserves a good mind-full of thoughts to chew on rather than wasting my brains and brawn on a hollow bone of banter. In a world where the term 'food for thought' has been force fed ad-nauseam, "thought" and opinion really are suffering the same dichotomy of abundance and insufficiency as food itself.



"Have you ever noticed ? You could have the most intense one to one discussions with any individual. However, as soon as the same people are in a group, the level of intellect seems to fall to the lowest common level of intelligence !"

That was a great observational insight I had heard after what seemed like an eternity. At the face of it, it explains my sense of aloofness in a social gathering buzzing with conversation. On digging slightly deeper, I realised it might also be the reason behind my general disdain with the way my online reading habits have been over the last few years.

The platform of internet and social media had (still has) the potential of exchanging thoughts with those who care to approach with an open mind. A milieu of minds meandering towards a merry medley, mingling to generate a fusion of ideas.

But Alas! As the dish of social media was left out for too long, it had to go sour - it became just another big group of people, catering to the lowest level of intelligence and being part of a large mutual admiration club. The content served on social media is generally aimed at getting those microseconds of online fame. Doesn't matter if it is plagiarised, falsified or plain misrepresentation. Besides questionable sources, there often is too little in meaning and thought formation, if any.
Screen fatigue and Scroll-dumbness later you realise that the article you just read was never telling you anything new. And it didn't even make for a good read as the language was average, at best and nothing enjoyable.

Hence the sense in that statement above - the more people there are in a conversation, the less likely it is to have a sensible conversation for long. In terms of creative content posted online as well as offline, I have started using this equation in reverse. Too many followers (likes, forwards in online terms) to a single source mean -
Caution:
Tread carefully. Stupidity and Close mindedness ahead

Fact is, just like not everyone was born or brought up to be a pole vaulter or a cook, not everyone is meant to be a writer. While it is within everyone's right to throw together their choice of ingredients of thought into a bowl full of words, it is the reader's prerogative to refuse it politely - for reasons of language and/or opinions.

It's a foregone conclusion to me that freedom of opinion is not the same concept as equality of intellect. If humanity were a body, we would want to pay attention to the signals sent down by the cells that form the brain, not the ones sent up the rear end, where the sun of knowledge never shines.

Ideation is like fruits, the low hanging ones are in abundance but its the higher up ones that are pleasing and worth waiting, even paying for.





Saturday 2 May 2015

Pakora Passion

Its a mesmerising sight by itself when Sushil chops onions at lightening speed while simultaneously taking orders for Mangodas. He would be doing that one minute and then dexterously start frying mangodas in the next minute, surrounded by a crowd of people. All of them, with their eager eyes and their salivating mouths hoping and praying they would get a stake in the next batch of mangodas. The younger me, about 20 years ago, had a mental track of where I stood in that queue of mangoda lovers.  Sushil Mangoda Bhandar still has a huge fan following. His humble pushcart at a hardly clean spot, right besides a busy highway in Jabalpur is frequented, by rich and poor fans alike. What you get here for a mere 5-10 Rupees is a few grams of these crude, crunchy moong daal pakoras. Piping hot, placed on that earthy smelling leafy plate, flattened by his (presumably not so clean) palm, splattered on with a tangy chutney and chopped onions. Most people had a serving and waited for the next batch too. Almost the culinary parallel to the more recent concept of TV series cliff-hangers - just the right combination of quantity and content to keep you hooked for the next installment !

I happened to read an article by Vir Sanghvi that made me realise how unjust we have been in appreciating our dear old pakoras. Every Indian I know loves them, has stories of and around them but the mention of pakoras somehow lacks that awesomeness that it deserves. I trust Vir Sanghvi's research and experience when he proclaims that Pakoras (Bhajiya in central India or Bhajji as they are known in UK) are an Indian invention. Unlike the samosa, Vir suggests, we can claim credit for rest of the world's similar attempts at batter fried snacks like Tempura.
This piece is an attempt to stake my share in that passion and appreciation for pakora. Come celebrate the Pakora with me, as the Big B might say!

No doubt Sushil's Mangodas or Aalloo Bonda (Batata Vada) awakened the deep love of dish within me, but that wasn't in any way my introduction to pakoras. My family, like anyone else's in central India had pakoras starring in and as the morning breakfast, evening snacks or any time snack for that matter. The usual was thick cut potato or onion rings, dunked in a besan (chick pea flour) batter, fried to that crispy golden glow and that rich aroma of a special meal. Or bread pakoras with/without a filling of potatoes or mint chutney  - capable of converting any ordinary wet or sunny day into an "evento especial" (Khaas Mauka). To any Indian worth his/her Desh ki Mitti (soil of motherland) mere mention of a Barsaat (rainfall) should conjure up images of pakoras and tea. 

Pakoras, in all their simplicity, owe some gratitude to a supporting cast - dollops of tangy imli (tamarind) or Mint chutney, tomato ketchup, a helping of diced onions, a slice or two of white bread and at times a sprinkling of chaat masala. Put them all together as an unassuming but quick yet never failing sandwich with pakoras as the main filling. Better still if you replace sliced bread with buns (pav or bread roll) a-la vada pav. I like to take it slow and extend the pleasure - a bite of a pakora with just a touch of the chutney followed by biting off the onion as if an afterthought but what a great one at that.

However, the Shashi Kapoor to this Amitabh has to be Chai (the word Tea doesn't do justice to the Indian version) - something that can stand all by itself and yet neither can ever go without reminding you of the other. The bliss of knowing that a slurp of chai is to be followed by a bite of your hot and crispy pakora can only be paralleled by .... another sip of chai having chewed 86% of that pakora bite. 

There is another famous pakora shop that has to be mentioned here - the one in Sarojini Nagar, Delhi. Its like the Costco of Pakoras (Thok Vikreta - Wholesale Dealer). They are so busy selling pakoras that they don't even bother serving chutney with it - they just leave Jugs of it outside for you to pour it into plates for yourself. The Variety they serve extends from the must haves like Aaloo, Onion to also ran entries like Bhein (Kamal Kakdi - Lotus Stem) and Baingan (Egg plant or brinjal).
One of their star attractions is Paneer Pakora but I do have my doubts about it. That is the only pakora where I think the besan batter barely sticks around the paneer,  pretending that its making a difference. Like Uday Chopra in a Dhoom movie - or any movie for that matter. The reality is that Paneer is a rockstar by itself and I would gladly pay to eat a Cube or two with a green chutney, with or without a pakora or Tikka or Chilli Paneer facade around it.

However, good Pakoras, just like good times, are not enjoyable solely on the principles of  a carefully crafted recipe or expensive ingredients. They 'happen' with good company. The chai and chutney wouldn't add much if the pakoda session is between you and yourself. The monsoon rains or a train journey would still be just a nuisance with the crispiest of pakoras if you do not have that company to make it all worthwhile. 
In the spirit of a mirchi pakora, maybe it doesn't even need to be with a loved one. I guess anyone with interest in a tangy topic would anyday make a good pakora-mate. Like a colleague with the juiciest gossip about that office romance or a fellow passenger in the train with sufficient interest in politics or cricket or movies (and thats entire India except maybe 5-6 people). If thats not happening anytime soon, we could always have pakoras while having a flash back about past pakora sessions.    
Irrespective of how, where and with whom, here's to a life long passion for pakoras, always enjoyed best with a responsible choice for a drink and a tangy attitude to life! 



Saturday 7 March 2015

What's on my mind ?


Fb: what's on your mind ....

Me : face book, we need to talk.

Fb: Look, your friend just said something about the stupid ban on a great documentary in India. Do you want to say something about that ?

Me: err No ... Listen, its ...

Fb: would you like to tell him you agree? Just say 'like' and he'll understand.

Me : no, i haven't seen it, the documentary I mean.

Fb: why would that be a problem? Look 5 of your friends already agree with his thoughts.

Me: (looking at the names) not sure if any of them would ever watch such a thing but listen. Its not about that. I need to talk to you ... About what I think.

Fb : your friend just posted a picture of a party and says she had great fun with 3 others of your common friends.

Me: good for them. Listen , we used to have these exchanges when I told you what I thought of life.

Fb: another one of your friends liked that picture of the party. You have to like it otherwise she'll think you are jealous.

Me : no, I'm not jealous. I'm sure I was having a good time with my family while they were out.

Fb: all of your common friends either liked it or said they are sorry to have missed it. Don't you wonder why you weren't invited?

Me: I know who I want to hang out with and I don't need to publicise when I'm having a good time... With family or friends.

Fb: look how happy that family is vacationing at that exotic location. Do you want to tell them they are the bestest of families ?

Me: no. All families are best for themselves and therefore no family gets to be "bestest" ...

Fb : but one of your other friends thinks this family is the best.

Me: In fact I know she says that to every family pic she sees. That right there is an example of degrading both the language and your judgement when you apply superlatives to every thing that you see. That's kind of what I want to talk about....

Fb: you should like the pic. Otherwise they would think you were ...

Me : jealous ?

Fb: yes.

Me: as I said, I don't honestly believe there is anything extraordinary about that picture or family. I can only be glad for them having fun but thats it. Enough about others. I need to tell you what i think about life and ....

Fb: another one of your friend has shared a video and says "dat iz da kewlest trix seen in mah whole lyf". Like it ?

Me: please Fb. Remove him from my friend list. Or at least don't tell me when he posts stuff. I didn't go through all those years of education, write all those exams treating mah language wid da utmost ov ...... Oh my God. See what he has done? What YOU have done to my language?

Fb: you are over reacting. None of his friends seem to mind. In fact they always like his comments. Maybe its all right to spell that way. May be its all right if you get his drift.

Me: it might be fashionable for a generation which thinks its "cool" or "hot" or  ... whatever is the right temperature to be these days... Language has a certain beauty and art to it, when used the right way. I can't participate in publicly raping it just because someone thinks it is ok to do so. And I'll wait till their children start failing in class for their inheritance of bad spelling and grammar. For now, I will chose to avoid reading such garbage.

Fb: What you need is to pay heed to this witty line from your friend. She says ' Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive' ! Nice, isn't it ? Like it !

Me : But that isn't her line.

Fb : So?

Me: She should have mentioned its a quote! She can't pretend she came up with that all on her own.

Fb: Don't you get it ? YOU are taking life too seriously. That's why you are objecting to such frivolous things. Just like it and move on.

Me : Maybe I am. Maybe its just a little thumbs up with a mouse click that no one cares about. But what about my better judgement ? Where do I get to practise it ? I didn't ask to read poorly edited, wrongly spelt, misquoted or even incorrectly quoted excerpts. Why should I promote those who do it ?

Fb: "Reality is an Acquired taste" - Robert Fritz

Me : Now that's just.... Actually that's a great line. I agree with it. I Like it. Who posted that ?

Fb: Who cares ?

Me: I for one do appreciate it. That's a great example of dense thinking expressed in so few words and I appreciate people with intellect, willing to put an effort to subtleties and assign credit where its due.

Fb: As your friend says "Judging person doesn't define them It defines us so I never judge people for what they say or do its only reflection what ...." See more ? Like ? Comment ?

Me: Yes I do judge people. Yes I do believe that says more about me than the people whom I judge. But I can't like that or even care to read more of that.

Fb: And what's your excuse this time ? You like intellectuals and the thinking kinds don't you ?

Me: I agree with the thought there but he too has butchered someone else's quote and stabbed it to death with poor grammar.  The way it is worded, its almost a contradiction. Coming from him, it comes across more as a thinly veiled attempt to present a 'holier than thou' attitude to rest of the world. Although I know he didn't mean it that way.  

Fb : So like it ?

Me: No. That means I'll avoid reading any more of his posts so I do not misconstrue his intentions.

Fb: ohhhhhh such a cute little baby holding her dad's finger. Like it! Your friend just posted it and there are already 12 likes. Quick or yours will be lost in the hump-of-the-camel "like" zone.

Me : what the ?? And by the way all babies look like little monkeys that close to birth. Mine did too.

Fb: ... And didn't he like the picture you posted then ? All of your friends liked it.

Me: but that's because .... (Deep sigh)
(Typing on Fb) Congrats to the lucky parents. Hope all is fine with mother and baby. She's so cute (smiley face) !!!

Fb: So. What's on your mind today ?

Me: Oh, never mind. It's too complicated for you. I'll talk to my blog. Let us stick to sharing cute pics and funny videos.